"You can either laugh or cry." Here's my pro-laughter list:
-crying makes my eyes itchy and red.
-crying also makes my nose run.
-laughing is good for your heart.
-laughter is contagious, in a good kind of way that brightens everyone's day and occasionally incapacitates those around you in brief moments of pure hilarity.
-laughter burns calories.
-therefore, laughter allows me to eat more cookies/brownies/batter thereof.
I choose to laugh.